- HOW TO CRASH A CAR BY USING STUPIDITY

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Apr 21, '08 3:37 AM
for everyone

1. Buy a new Peugeot 206 Full Option from the showroom with proper insurance and transaction.

2. Drive it for a year and feel its superb performance.

3. Maintain it by regularly washing it and sending for checkup.

4. Driving it safely making sure it will not be scratched or bruised.

5. Use it everyday going to the office with a clear head.

6. On a beautiful day, while driving a careful 30km/h on curve, SOME STUPID DRIVER will hit your left hand doors in a fast 60 km/h IN REVERSE hitting the concrete breaker two times and almost hitting a poor man at the pedestrian.

7. Exploding with temper and nervousness, try to get out of your car and tell them how STUPID they are.

8. Call them STUPID again and again and notice them they will agree with no hesitation. Because they are built like that.

9. While cooling down, you call the Police 999. Get them to check what happened.

10. Try to talk with the Police and reminding them how STUPID the other driver.

11. They will get your license and registration and will hand you a green slip for insurance purposes.

12. Talk to the driver that hit you and try to tell them how STUPID they are again and again.

13. Say thanks to the Police because they always smile, seems like they are used to accidents almost everyday and fixing STUPID situation like these.

14. Drive back to the office and pretend nothing really happened and let your insurance makes miracle for you.

This is what happened this morning! cool, so no more car for now.

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the F*****g diver and company 06.JPG
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danabelle wrote on Apr 21

Ouch.

At least you've got insurance...

Stupid drivers. Tsk.

mariyahonline wrote on Apr 21

yikes!!! stupid nga...

dunebasher2 wrote on Apr 21

walang gamot sa tanga! I hope you did not get hurt, hassle yan man..

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

buti na lang, or else i will still be cursing the whole day!

tatiesviray wrote on Apr 21

dumb ass driver

melcaffeine wrote on Apr 21

Matibay ng kotse mo, wasak ang kotse ng tanga.

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

oo nga. matibay ang kaha, yung daihatsu alto parang latang pingkot. pingkot din utak driver. hehe shit, i can't help it i told them stupid 10 times and still they agreee.. grrrrrrrr!

royramos wrote on Apr 21

small cars shouldnt treat each other this way! LOL well "shit happens - Forest Gump"

royramos wrote on Apr 21, edited on Apr 21

indeed they are stupid, for buying a tin can in this country, 1 hit of an Abu Dhabi driver is all it takes in Shk Zayed Road and you'll be in a wooden box instead.

wearesandwash wrote on Apr 21

postura palang gago-gago na eh.

pinkblot6 wrote on Apr 21

langya! watdahell!

jeunex wrote on Apr 21

sigh..

josefdomer wrote on Apr 21

Peugeot na din bibilhin ko! Angtibay! Tapos mananagasa ako ng pana!

aydapadiernos wrote on Apr 21

that sucks!!! 3 weeks ago, a motorcycle came out of nowhere to make a left turn while my light was clearly green. i now have this ugly scratch on the front right side of my car. motorcycles are the worst (at least in manila).

josefdomer wrote on Apr 21

Chong lam ko na, baka comedian yan, di ba pag naapapanuod mo sa mga pelikula yung aatras tapos babangga dun sa likod sabay aabante pero mababangga naman yung sa harap.

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

oh by the way, here in dubai, bicycles are the worst, because they are not paying any insurance and registration. If you hit someone on a bicycle, either he is injured, dead or ok, he will still pay for the damage. Pag nakatakas, doon lugi.

And motorcycles also, i heard since uso scooters dyan sa pinas and madami na maangas, dami ding aksidente.

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

kung na document ko man. talagang komedi, actually yung pulis na emarati, kumakanta pa ng "laklak" (in tagalog) habang ginagawan ako ng report. bad trip!

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

wala namang nagtamo ng sugat sa nasadlak ng banggaan. yun la-ang hassle eh!

brownmonkeys wrote on Apr 21

royramos said

indeed they are stupid, for buying a tin can in this country, 1 hit of an Abu Dhabi driver is all it takes in Shk Zayed Road and you'll be in a wooden box instead.