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Photo AlbumHOW TO CRASH A CAR BY USING STUPIDITY (8 photos)Apr 21, '08 3:37 AM
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1. Buy a new Peugeot 206 Full Option from the showroom with proper insurance and transaction.

2. Drive it for a year and feel its superb performance.

3. Maintain it by regularly washing it and sending for checkup.

4. Driving it safely making sure it will not be scratched or bruised.

5. Use it everyday going to the office with a clear head.

6. On a beautiful day, while driving a careful 30km/h on curve, SOME STUPID DRIVER will hit your left hand doors in a fast 60 km/h IN REVERSE hitting the concrete breaker two times and almost hitting a poor man at the pedestrian.

7. Exploding with temper and nervousness, try to get out of your car and tell them how STUPID they are.

8. Call them STUPID again and again and notice them they will agree with no hesitation. Because they are built like that.

9. While cooling down, you call the Police 999. Get them to check what happened.

10. Try to talk with the Police and reminding them how STUPID the other driver.

11. They will get your license and registration and will hand you a green slip for insurance purposes.

12. Talk to the driver that hit you and try to tell them how STUPID they are again and again.

13. Say thanks to the Police because they always smile, seems like they are used to accidents almost everyday and fixing STUPID situation like these.

14. Drive back to the office and pretend nothing really happened and let your insurance makes miracle for you.

This is what happened this morning! cool, so no more car for now.

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